It can be a hard criticism to declare a designer’s product to be a solution looking for a problem, but the leaning rocker is just that. Fortunately this will be brief; there’s not much to the product (or idea) and there’s no need to pad out this discussion; no need to sit down for this one. Okay that’s enough cheeky quips.

Leaning Rocker

Don’t worry, that’s all there is. You’re in luck because this thing has no usb powered … whatever. It’s just half a chair nailed to a wall. That’s pretty much it. But we should analyze the pros and cons of this … device versus its tried and trued competitor: The Chair.

Round 1: Mobility
Most chairs aren’t permanently affixed to the floor (exceptions being things like theatre seating), so the idea that the leaning rocker might be more versatile than a chair goes right out the window. Even if it had a quick-release backing, you’d still have to stick that backing onto the wall; somewhere where you might want to hang a picture instead. Or somewhere where you wouldn’t want to affix a permanent half-chair.
Winner: Chair

Round 2:  Cost
Okay,  chairs can be produced for pennies nowadays, but in theory the leaning rocker could be produced for less. This is mostly because it’s pretty much just HALF A CHAIR NAILED TO A WALL. Still …
Winner: Leaning rocker

Round 3: Space
The leaning rocker isn’t going to save you any more space than a chair. Why? Because a person standing reclining on one of these things will take up about as much space as a chair. If the tolerance for how much room you can allow in a room or hallway is dependent on the 6 or so inches you might save with one of these leaning rockers, maybe it’s time you re-approached traffic in that space. Oh, also there are things called folding chairs if you really get in a bind.
Winner: Chair

Round 4: Comfort
People get tired standing around all day, just ask any cashier at any retail store. The fatigue probably didn’t stem from lack of lumbar support while standing on your feet for 8 hours a day though. Sure, posture and so on have an effect on the amount of discomfort we feel while standing for a long time and people can have bad posture while sitting, but given the choice between this and an actual seat to sit in for minutes or hours at a time, I think there’s a clear winner in comfort.
Winner: Chair

Round 5: Utility
Alright, so this is kind of an all around category. What is the use of this thing? It basically takes the wall and makes it slightly more comfortable, in the same way that chairs take the idea of sitting on the floor and makes it less awkward (and comfortable too if you have a non crap chair). With the lean rocker though, you’re kind of done after that. It’s not a whole lot better than leaning against a wall, and it takes up a lot of space for that small offering. As mentioned earlier, it’s also immobile; presumably you’d have to space them as far apart as regular chairs so there’s no utility in that either. Also again: Folding chairs. And chairs can be used to change light bulbs. Some of them spin and have wheels. What CAN’T chairs do?
Winner: Chair 

Really, this is something that belonged in someone’s sketch book and probably shouldn’t have made it further than that. Instead, it came to life but was then burdened by the unenviable tasks of having to justify its own existence. If this thing were sentient, it would face a depressing bout of existential self-doubt, followed by a maddening spiral into nihilism. In short, this idea sits at the top of flawesome products.

Via Yanko Design

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